my name is arianna and i am actually an omelette
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londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

pilesofgryles:

whenever i hit the clubs bouncers be like “I.D. please”

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no problem

neptunain:

wanna feel old? the entire cast of icarly is deceased.

the-muse-of-breath:

"Awh, what a cute baby boy! What’s his name?"

[screaming noise]

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

shubbro:

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

….

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I HEARD THAT