do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO
this made my day its so adorable
whenever i hit the clubs bouncers be like “I.D. please”
wanna feel old? the entire cast of icarly is deceased.
"Awh, what a cute baby boy! What’s his name?"
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"